First off, it’s The Onion, so there’s no telling what’s real and what’s irony. But that sure looks like Grover Norquist. And it sure sounds like him. In any event, it’s good for a laugh.
In a story in the satirical newspaper, Norquist is revealed to have “for decades â€¦ engaged in a romantic affair with taxes.” Norquist also appears in a video (below), where he confesses to the trysts at a mock news conference.
“Over the past 28 years I have carried on multiple affairs with numerous kinds of taxes,” Norquist says.
The Hill newspaper reports that Norquist was in on the joke.